Yo, Pataki!

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Yo Pataki is a re imagining of the Hey Arnold characters as young adults. The series (hypothetically) would center around a 26 year old Helga Pataki who is now a bartender works at the family owned business, Big Bob’s Cafe.

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Helga

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When Big Bob’s Beepers goes out of business, Miriam is forced to attend AA meetings for her alcohol problem. 26 year old Helga Pataki is forced to drop out of school to help support her family. She now works as a bartender at the new family business, Big Bob’s Cafe.

Sid

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Sid formed electronic band, Wheezin’ Ed with childhood classmates Phoebe and Stinky. Due to his irrational paranoia of becoming famous and being harassed by paparazzi, he wears an antique diving helmet at gigs to conceal his identity.

Phoebe

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Helga’s best friend Phoebe Heyerdahl earns her Ph.D in neuroscience at the age of 17. In her free time she provides the vocals in Sid’s band, Wheezin’ Ed as a way to unwind. She is in an on again / off again relationship with Gerald.

Stinky

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Stinky Peterson’s smooth southern drawl earned him a job as a late night radio host. He also plays bass in Sid’s band, which has made him popular among the ladies.

Sheena

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After witnessing Helga mercilessly attack Brainy throughout their childhood, Sheena is inspired to become an advocate for domestic violence victims. She is married to childhood sweetheart, Eugene Horowitz. Ironically, there is a belief among her friends that she physically abuses Eugene due to her large size and Eugene’s own clumsiness.

Brainy

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Brainy works as a one hour photo technician. He has apparently outgrown his obsession with Helga and now spends much of his time hanging around P.S. 118 where he snaps pictures of children, particularly little girls with blond hair.

Rhonda

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Rhonda Wellington Lloyd inherited her family’s fortune and is now a successful fashion designer. She is narrow minded and highly competitive, referring to herself as the queen of fashion. Former best friend, Nadine claims Rhonda developed a severe cocaine problem to cope with her loneliness.

Harold

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Mr. Green leaves his meat market in the care of Harold Berman after he runs for city councilman. Harold converts Green Meats into a kosher meat marker out of respect for his Jewish faith. He is in a relationship with Big Patty.

Nadine

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After earning her degree in entomology Nadine begins teaching 4th grade science at P.S. 118. She’s also a self proclaimed bug whisperer, which makes people uncomfortable. Former best friend Rhonda claims Nadine can’t keep a boyfriend because they’re weirded out by her unusual fascination with tarantulas.

Eugene

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Despite a lifetime of unusual bad luck, Eugene Horowitz followed his dream of becoming a famous Broadway actor. He manages to incorporate his clumsy behavior into his act which turns out to be so well received it lands him the leading role in a television series based on the play, Eugene Eugene.

Big Patty

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Former city arm wrestling champion Patricia Smith turned weightlifter became an internet phenomenon after videos of her in the gym surfaced on social media. She’s referred to as “Big Patty” in memes which according to Harold, makes her feel socially awkward.

Gerald

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Gerald Johanessen currently attends Hillwood School of Art & Design and is working towards a degree in film and television. He creates short films based on the urban legends from his childhood with his good friend, Fuzzy Slippers. After making plans to leave for LA after graduating, Phoebe decides its best to end their relationship for good in order for him to pursue his dream.

Lila

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While working as a waiter, Lila decides to pursue a career in stage acting. She makes her Broadway Musical debut alongside Eugene. He lovable personality and on stage chemistry with Eugene lead to the two starring in their on successful tv sitcom.

Arnold

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After graduating from college Arnold moved away to reunite with his parents in San Lorenzo, where he remained for 5 years. He returns home when he receives news that Grandpa Phil passed away. With no other other tenants living in the boarding house other than Grandma Gertrude, he decides he is more needed in Hillwood. Arnold works closely with children as a child psychologist. And, according to Gerald, Helga is noticeably more affectionate to Arnold now.

And…

Stoop Kid

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After gaining the courage to step down from his stoop, Stoop Kid stumbles upon a winning 10 million dollar lottery ticket. With his new found fortune, he decides to travel the world with his lawn chair in search of grand stoops to take selfies on which he refers to as #StoopSelfies. He catalogs his journeys on his blog, The Stoop Connoisseur.

THIS IS MY FAVORITE INTERPRETATION OF OLDER HEY ARNOLD CHARACTERS, BOTH THE ART AND THE TEXT, THAT I HAVE SEEN YET OMG SO MANY FEEEEELSSSSSS

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Holy shit. I was deeply engrossed in this GOD DAMN.

This was fucking amazing, everything is so damn accurate. Literally everything about this is so accurate to the characters. I mean can we talk about how insanely accurate Brainy is doe….creepy ass bastard. I love the fact that Arnold is a child psychologist, so much attention and love went into this. I mean fucking Nadine doe…..ugh, she is just gorgeous. 10’s across the board A++ I want this to be a show, a fanfic or something….ugh I would drop cash to see a comic of this no lie.

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I’d find the lord in there.

Now, Im not religious but….how does the way other people dress effect your worship? ‘Splain me

Misogynists that take issue with Christianity and black women will do anything to throw all of them under the bus at the same time.

People like the OP are the same folks that still make me self conscious about having the shape I do and being anywhere. Especially in church. There is nothing wrong with her clothing. NOTHING. But because of her build people like the OP aren’t happy unless she is a in a trashbag.

Uuuggghhhh yes. So many times I want to wear something and I feel like I “cant” just because of my natural shape.

I hear this. So loud and so clear.

Dressing for work everyday is always done with the fear of being deemed inappropriate for wearing the same thing every other woman wears with no problem… :/

I literally will spend hours getting ready for church or work sometimes because I am afraid that I will look “naked” in sense. My very top and body heavy. There is no getting around it. And people have gone out of there way to make me feel horrible about it.
So dress in layers. if my cleavage is out feel terribly exposed. I wear jackets or shirts that cover my ass. I know that it doesn’t do anything in terms of making it more modest but I feel more secure.

The irony of all of this it is has been women that have communicated negative messages to me about my body and modesty. I’ve been told to cover up unless I make the men sin. Or be careful because I could tempt them.

These things were said by very well meaning mentors that I had in church when I was newly saved. I had just started re attending church after accepting christ in my life and was a part of several ministries. These women thought they were looking out for me. But in reality the wreaked absolute havoc on my self image.

I obsess about clothing that I have on. I never think I look “right” or modest enough. It’s a lot better than what it was before, but I have to push past all those thoughts just to get out the door in the morning.

I definitely have the same sentiments as above. I grew up in the church. I was constantly told, put a girdle on, cover your chest up,  make me wear stockings, your skirt is too tight, thats not godly…the list goes on. I dealt heavily with body images issues through adolescence and part of adulthood. Now, I have a disdain for girdles or shapers. I have no issue with wearing anything modest but I refuse hide my body or feel ashamed of it as if I am the guide to someone else’s conviction or sin.

That being said, I do feel that some people dress inappropriately to church If you have worn e outfit to the club or lounge, it should not be worn to church. Its simply not appropriate. I have seen club repeats at church. That bothers me. The usual offenders ARE those who come to church looking for a mate or to get laid. I simply believe in dressing the way you want to be perceived according to the occasion. So, I would not wear that skirt if my blouse did not cover my ass while my hands are raised…it is church. 

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Map of the World by Natural Skin Color

i’m really dumbfounded that i never realized skin colour is literally just caused by being closer to or farther from the equator and the resulting sun exposure and skin darkening

actually, its an adaptation. natural selection. people with darker skin are selected for in areas near the equator, where the melanin that causes the darker color protects them from radiation and protects them from skin cancer and other health defects, and because they are healthier they can pass on that trait more. people near the poles have lighter skin because it allows them absorb more of the limited sunlight to convert to vitamin d. 

THIS IS THE THING SOME PEOPLE HATE OTHER PEOPLE OVER.

Evolution of melanin levels based on geographical location.

but omg we’re so different that I can’t wear what I want because you wear it

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'tleast i spoke to my love today

its amazing how things seem smaller and obvious now… 

im always tired man….. 

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